Tuesday, April 25, 2006


Enough With Jennifer Aniston Already

Can we please have a moratorium on Jennifer Aniston movies -- especially the Jennifer Aniston "indie" film projects? (Is it me, or is Aniston on course to surpass Samuel L. Jackson soon?) In addition to her role as Rachel in the TV series Friends, and special guest appearances on other TV shows, in the last decade, Aniston has made 15 feature films. That's right, 15 films in 10 years. Wow! I can't remember the last Sundance Film Festival that didn't feature a Jennifer Aniston film. Every time I turn, around a new Aniston film seems to be opening: Friends with Money (2006), Rumor Has It... (2005), Derailed (2005), Along Came Polly (2004), Bruce Almighty (2003), The Good Girl (2002), Rock Star (2001), The Iron Giant (1999), Office Space (1999), The Object of My Affection (1998), The Thin Pink Line (1998), 'Til There Was You (1997), Picture Perfect (1997), She's the One (1996), and Dream for an Insomniac (1996). Jennifer, you've perfected the forlorn look and pained smile, so take a break. There is such a thing as overexposure. Go on vacation, perhaps. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. While you're at it, stop posing for magazines (we've seen enough of your breasts and ass, honestly) and stop telling everyone how you are over Brad Pitt (he seems to be pretty over you, too).

Jennifer Aniston huh? Is it just me, or does she have a 'man face? Seriously! The woman's got a beautiful figure, but she's got the face/cheekbones & chin of a guy! She is really a woman right? Maybe it's just me? If I were to list the top hollywood chicks (my opinion), she wouldn't make the top 100. Different strokes for different folks I guess?
Sincerely, sandman...
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